January 2011
White people talk to their parents crazy..
eveninthedark-:
lickthisdiaa:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like to be like:
But they sit there like:
Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I wish I could do that shit:
then it gets awkward because you’re in the middle of it
White people talk to their parents crazy..
eveninthedark-:
lickthisdiaa:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like to be like:
But they sit there like:
Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I wish I could do that shit:
then it gets awkward because you’re in the middle of it
Anonymous asked: your eyebrows are too perfect!
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
justyvonne:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
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Day 8: Are you a fitness guru or a couch potato?...
Sex is my main form of exercise. Then there’s all the walking and bike riding I do at school. Which all gets balanced out with the massive amount of candy and ice cream I devour by the time I reach my dorm.
December 2010
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I'm watching Snow White right now and all I can...
“This apple is glazed with the semen of 28 black men!”
“Oh, my..28?”
“Yes! Big black men with big black dicks! Thick! Veiny! Like big, black cock apples.”
“My juice has been flowing since the 80s!”
“Get your dick outta my eye!”
“Lift up my dress. Now. You’re going to love. This. Bush. And put it in this.”
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1. Ten things you did this year:
I was in a band
I came out to my mum
Got into all of the colleges I applied to
Connected with several human beings that showed me that good friends do exist
Met an amazing man who exceeded my expectations
Had my first truly enjoyable summer without having to attend summer school
Made the wrong choice for college
Got out of my parents’ house
Realized...
While you're all complaining about how you're...
cupofmilk:
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Listen
I just bought a red sequined bra off Ebay for...
Some things never change.
Anonymous asked: how many dates did it take for you to have sex with your bf?
Anonymous asked: how many dates did it take for you to have sex with your bf?
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thatsjustweirdshit-deactivated2 asked: You are fucking funny, I loved your video.
thatsjustweirdshit-deactivated2 asked: You are fucking funny, I loved your video.
Anonymous asked: your video wont plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Anonymous asked: your video wont plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Anonymous asked: but HARD is expensive AND overrated
Anonymous asked: but HARD is expensive AND overrated
Anonymous asked: but you went to HARD
Anonymous asked: but you went to HARD
Anonymous asked: are you going to TAO?
Anonymous asked: are you going to TAO?
Anonymous asked: Omg your blanket review. You're so fucking funny. BE MY FRIEND!
Anonymous asked: Omg your blanket review. You're so fucking funny. BE MY FRIEND!
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WatchThe What the Fuck Blanket Review
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yunzi:
definitely not excited for the cheesy ass “goodbye 2010 hello 2011” pictures that you morons always do.
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